Why Are White Women Built Like Bean Bags? And Why Do Sellout Black Women Imitate That?


White women are most famous for having cell-elite, not cellulite but cell-elite. White women have elite cellulite, meaning the next level of cellulite. See, when I go to California, I see these Cali black women trying to be like that, and it horrifies me. What’s wrong with black women of ta’deh?
Why do you wanna go from being shaped like an hour glass, to being shaped like life size Spongebob?

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  1. #1 by ❤An❤ on July 6, 2011 - 12:59 pm

    If you’re going to make fun of people please take down Messy Mya’s picture and name. Show some respect.

  2. #2 by sauce boss on July 6, 2011 - 7:28 pm

    white people also age like bananas, just thought i’d share that

  3. #3 by Niño on July 6, 2011 - 11:08 pm

    Wait, what?

  4. #4 by Anke on July 6, 2011 - 11:10 pm

    You really need to get a life. You think white people are like that? Go to Russia and live for a while. They’ll set you straight.

  5. #5 by Tamika Green on July 7, 2011 - 4:17 am

    I don’t think any women are out there trying to have cellulite.

  6. #6 by Tyler on July 7, 2011 - 6:01 am

    White Women are actually in better shape then black girls s
    You must be living under a rock kid. White chicks have better bodies are thinner with bigger boobs.
    @Below person
    It’s a proven fact, when do I got to be a white man to know that more black girls are fat, does it hurt?
    @pure seduction
    My avatar is white, have you ever seen a light skin black guy before? My avatar is darker than I am in real life, or the same color, with the same curly soft hair.
    Bash isn’t the correct term to use, stating facts is. Most obesity in America come from black women, truth so stop pointing fingers at hotter girls who are more likely to be in shape and calling them fat. Just saying.
    btw yes I’m black, I consider myself black.
    I’m 3/4 black 1/4 white THE AFTERMATH.
    @Pure
    If I was a self hater I wouldn’t make my avatar look as close to as I do in real life. Unlike you, who got the lighest bleach skin and asian eyes to get away from being a black women. I don’t think because I’m not attracted to black women I’m self hating.
    And what makes you think I’m praising white women, because I state a simple fact about the obesity charts? You’re a self hating, bitter, black girl jealous of white women and fat and on welfare like MOST BLACK AMERICAN WOMEN.
    @pure
    What am I trying to fool anyone with?
    You’re just jealous because I prefer hot girls over you fat ugly girls and black chicks… I know your species.

  7. #7 by pure seduction on July 7, 2011 - 11:16 am

    tyler why do you want people to believe you’re a black man?
    tyler its so obvious you are a white man or a self-hater im not even black and i can tell you that, i see you bash black women every chance you get yet you claim to be a black guy… i mean look at your avatar it isn’t even black
    tyler you praise white women and bash black women i’ve seen you do it too many times you’re a self hater just like most black american men are.
    please shut up you arent fooling anybody

  8. #8 by Midnight Sunrise on July 7, 2011 - 1:41 pm

    What??

  9. #9 by queen on July 7, 2011 - 4:44 pm

    I’m white and shaped like an hour glass so what are you talking about?

  10. #10 by JM™ on July 7, 2011 - 4:47 pm

    We’re a product of our environment. I’m noticing this not just in Cali bud.
    Some of my cousins up North are bad about dissing voluptuous black women. I’m not talking precious (that’s justified) but dissing a black chick like Vanessa Veasley saying she has a ‘ghetto’ body.
    These black chicks are normal:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bUPnRwe8UGU/TN…http://www.thefashionrow.com/images/918.…http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/…http://2010.curvykate.com/products/angel…http://madamenoire.com/wp-content/upload…http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3589/3377…http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldqik6…

  11. #11 by ruby_sli on July 7, 2011 - 6:51 pm

    White women generally try to get rid of their cellulite, which makes it somewhat ironic that you find black women trying to emulate that. I personally haven’t noticed white women being shaped like Spongebob; my perception of California is that the women are super skinny with great big breast implants so that they look like caricatures. I think your perception might be at least a little skewed because black people are statistically more likely to be overweight or obese; this is due to body type and genetics, and also often because of socioeconomic reasons such as a lack of access to healthy food, lack of funds to buy those foods, lack of time to prepare those foods, and a lack of time or energy to exercise after they finish their job(s).
    If black women are in fact trying to emulate white women’s cellulite, I think it would be because of a “white as normative” perception. Beauty is entirely subjective: it is culturally defined. You can see the truth of this statement by looking at beauty standards from country to country and even within one country over long periods of time. There isn’t anything that is “inherently” beautiful. If black women are trying to get cellulite, it’s because white beauty is still portrayed by media, etc. and perceived by the public as the superior kind of beauty. Famous black women praised for their beauty often have white parentage: Halle Berry and Vanessa Williams come to mind. Even though they are black, they still fit paradigms of white beauty. The black women you see trying to change themselves into something you find aesthetically unappealing may be doing so because the very fact that the aesthetically unappealing feature is connected with “whiteness” makes it seem “better” in their minds, even though it isn’t.

  12. #12 by teehee on July 7, 2011 - 9:49 pm

    No black women wants to be like a White Women … if you don’t believe me ask around
    white girls don’t not have a curvy body like black women .. some do but most don’t
    and i don’t care what you think….

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